It's your fren Pepe here. Guess what?

Pepes learning to code!

I mean for real!

This here website your eyeballing right now wasn't made from a WordPress template.

Hell no it wasn't. Pepe wrote the code from scratch kek.

WHY?

WAIT!! STAHPPP!!

Before ol' Pepe can let you go any further, he needs your consent because Pepe aint gonna be liable for any

sorta mental damage that happens as a result of browsing his site. ok? ok

He just needs a little info and for you to agree that he won't be held liable should you blow an o-ring

in your medulla oblongata or worse.

So kindly put your Juan Hancock in the form below and check ze box

By checking this box I agree to all of the above and that patrick gunnels is gay:

PYSCHE!!

The form and the box don't do shit do they?! lmao

That's because 'ol Pepe hasn't gotten that far yet numnuts. Did you not read the part at the top where it

says that Pepes LEARNING?? pfft gimme a break...Kekistan wasn't built in a day now was it?

So check back often and you'll be able to track Pepes progress k.

In the meantime, stop by Pepes Shadilay Cafe and have yourself a cup of the best coffee this side

of Kekistan!